we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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