the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
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Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
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Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
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