So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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