I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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