Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
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Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
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I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
that may or may not have been my penis.
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