She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
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Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
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Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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