And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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