Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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