btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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