you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Randomize
