I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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