Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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