i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
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found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
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If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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