Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
no, he came in my armpit
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
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Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize