awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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