turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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