And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Randomize
