I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
vagina is talking i cant
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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