but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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