There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
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just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
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Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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