This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
honey bunches of taint.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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