I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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