talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
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So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
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You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
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Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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