He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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