Where is the hickey?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
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i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
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I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
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i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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