I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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