What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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