no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
The best revenge is premature balding
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
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Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
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I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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