I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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