if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
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I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
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Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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