When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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