Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
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