you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
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margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
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as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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