I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
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He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
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Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
This toilet bowl is my home.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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