I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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