Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Randomize
