Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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