no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
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