How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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