I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
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