So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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