yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
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Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I think my nap took me to another dimension
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I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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