He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
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