i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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