But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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