If that was your dad, he is hot
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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