I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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