And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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