I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
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I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
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I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
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