Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Randomize
