Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
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Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
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And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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