She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
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my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
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thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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