Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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