Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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