Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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